Nothing says I love you and thank you for not changing the toilet paper roll again like a warning of impending doom via the floor between the bathroom and bedroom. Using 5-10 reeds per letter, you can make lengthier and more elaborate threats the longer you play clarinet! If that's not incentive to stick with it, well then...
My great-grandmother left in my possession a giant box of thirty-nine-cent yarn from the Great Depression. However, some of the colors are less than desirable to be seen in public.
Darn that sneaky power of the human mind!
Happy messaging/curtain making! And remember, having a social life is only as important as you make it.